GURU KA GYAN BY AKSHAY

Sunday, May 10, 2009

THE CHALLENGE !!

The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japan has not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish. If the return trip took more time, the fish were not fresh. To solve this problem, fish companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer. However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish.

The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste. The fishing industry faced an impending crisis!

But today, they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan. How did they manage? To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks but with a small shark.

The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. The challenge they face keeps them alive and fresh!

Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired and dull? Basically in our lives, sharks are new challenges to keep us active. If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized. Don't create success and revel in it in a state of inertia. You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference. Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Interview

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?

C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?

C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !

C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

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Story II

E: Any girl friends?

C: No.
E: So far chased any before?

C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?

C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.

C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

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Story III

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?

C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.

C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

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Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?

C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?

C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

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Story V

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?

C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job hoper lah!)

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Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?

C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?

C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

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Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?

C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?

C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!

C: But,...... There is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... What is your qualification?

C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits.

C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Right place

Sunday, April 5, 2009

jinhe naaz hae hind pe wo kahan hain?????????????????????????????

I wish this BLOG reaches right ppl, today itself. Please take this is high priority to share

Indian Flag Burnt in SrinagarShame on Indian govt and Media also for not making this a "Breaking News"

The only country of the world, where one can dare to burn the national flag..

All these become the masala breaking news of Indian news channels

* If Tendulkar cuts the cake which is made to look like national flag, he is condemned.

* If Mandira Bedi wears a saree with the flags of all the countries being portrayed on that, is made to apologies.

* If one cop in Kolkata and one in Bangalore is terminated of his duties for throwing the Indian national flag on ground, by mistake

Then why double standards:

* During the ongoing Amarnath Sangarsh, Jammuites holding the Indian National Flag and chanting 'Bharat Mata ki Jai' are open fired by the J&K Police on orders from the Police Commissioner(belongs to kashmir). Peaceful protesters are killed.

* Similiar to Amarnath case, people in Kashmir, when want to get some demand fulfilled, protest by burning Indian national Flag, hosting Pakistani Flag and chanting 'Hindustan Murdabad, Pakistan Jindabad'. But no body condemns them.. Infact, all such protests are followed by a team of union ministers visiting Kashmir and immediately sanction a few thousand crore rupees for Kashmiris.

*Every year on 14th Aug (Pakistani Independence Day), Pakistani flag is hosted every where in Kashmir , including the govt. buildings and on 15th Aug, same people burn the Indian flag.

Really shame on indian media who never showsthese pics.........

shame shame shame ! If These Are Breaking News.....

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Why INDIA is in trouble

Why INDIA is in trouble ??? & Who will Bringout it from Trouble ??
Population: 100 crore
9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt;17 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don't work)

1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )
25 crore in school
1 crore are under 5 years
15 crore unemployed1.
2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance two are U & Me. U are busy " Reading Blog.. "..!!
HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?
SO I NEEDS SUPPORT OF ALL OF YOU TO BRING IT ON TOP...:)

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Shameless People

Please see below two Incidents

please DISCUSS it to every Indian, let every body know that these are our leaders......
Shameless people....... Fit for Nothing.....
Have a look at two of the leaders we have chosen to rule us.... sitting and having a leisure time when our
National Anthem is being played.....

Disrespect - WHO THE HELL IS SHE ????

Pls forward this to few of our news channels

Hello Everyone,
These pictures I am SHOWING you all shows the gross disrespect and insult to
the Indian National flag by this so called 'spiritual leader' and self
proclaimed 'GOD' Mataji Nirmala Devi. This disrespect to our country's flag
shows that she has definitely no respect or love for the country that gave
her so much and her husband who was an IAS officer and chief of the SCI
(he is seated next to her in the pics). Such a shame..
I do urge and plead with all Indians who deeply love their country to
forward the photos to as many people as possible so that it does catch the
eye of someone higher up in the Indian Govt who can really take some action
against this cult.