Interview

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?

C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?

C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !

C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

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Story II

E: Any girl friends?

C: No.
E: So far chased any before?

C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?

C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.

C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

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Story III

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?

C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.

C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

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Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?

C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?

C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

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Story V

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?

C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job hoper lah!)

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Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?

C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?

C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

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Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?

C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?

C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!

C: But,...... There is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... What is your qualification?

C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits.

C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

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Indian Flag Burnt in SrinagarShame on Indian govt and Media also for not making this a "Breaking News"

The only country of the world, where one can dare to burn the national flag..

All these become the masala breaking news of Indian news channels

* If Tendulkar cuts the cake which is made to look like national flag, he is condemned.

* If Mandira Bedi wears a saree with the flags of all the countries being portrayed on that, is made to apologies.

* If one cop in Kolkata and one in Bangalore is terminated of his duties for throwing the Indian national flag on ground, by mistake

Then why double standards:

* During the ongoing Amarnath Sangarsh, Jammuites holding the Indian National Flag and chanting 'Bharat Mata ki Jai' are open fired by the J&K Police on orders from the Police Commissioner(belongs to kashmir). Peaceful protesters are killed.

* Similiar to Amarnath case, people in Kashmir, when want to get some demand fulfilled, protest by burning Indian national Flag, hosting Pakistani Flag and chanting 'Hindustan Murdabad, Pakistan Jindabad'. But no body condemns them.. Infact, all such protests are followed by a team of union ministers visiting Kashmir and immediately sanction a few thousand crore rupees for Kashmiris.

*Every year on 14th Aug (Pakistani Independence Day), Pakistani flag is hosted every where in Kashmir , including the govt. buildings and on 15th Aug, same people burn the Indian flag.

Really shame on indian media who never showsthese pics.........

shame shame shame ! If These Are Breaking News.....